The Fisherman's Choice
A guy is 81 years old
and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat
the other day when he heard a voice say,
"Pick me up!"
He looked around and couldn't see any one.
He thought he was
dreaming when he heard the voice say again,
"Pick me up." He
looked in the water and there, floating on
the top, was a frog. The
man questioned, "Are you talking to me?"
The frog replied, "Yes, I'm talking to you.
Pick me up. Then kiss
me and I'll turn into the most beautiful
woman you've ever seen,
and I'll be all yours."
The man looked at the frog for a few
moments, reached over and
picked it up carefully. Then he placed it in
his front breast pocket.
The frog said, "What? Are you nuts? Didn't
you hear what I said?
I said kiss me!"
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and
said, "Nah, at my age
I'd rather have a talking frog."