Jungle Cuisine


A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

Broiled Missionary: $10.00

 Fried Explorer: $15.00

 Grilled Republican: $100.00

 Baked Democrat: $250.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."